THE French consul in Scotland, M Jean-Claude Richard, appears
determined to make the most of this year's 700th anniversary of the Auld
Alliance. Readers of yesterday's Diary will recall that M Richard has
ordained a Diary competition to celebrate the age-old friendship between
France and Scotland.
The star prize is two Air France tickets to Paris. M Richard has now
come up with a further prize of dinner for two at Le Chardon, the chic
French restaurant in Whitehouse Terrace, Edinburgh. There may well be
more goodies to be won as the consul puts the arm, in the nicest
possible way, on more of his French connections.
So what do you dear readers have to do to be among the prizes? Simply
send us your anecdotes, or personal memories, or stories which capture
the spirit of the Auld Alliance.
For instance, if Sir David Stirling, the Scottish soldier and founder
of the SAS, were still alive he would qualify for his story about the
time he met General de Gaulle. It was in 1941 when the French were
defeated but de Gaulle, leader of the Free French forces, still had his
Gallic pride.
Stirling was given the job of telling de Gaulle that the Free French
parachute regiment was to be merged and come under British control. The
meeting had not progressed too far when de Gaulle uttered his favourite
phrase: ''Non, absolutement pas.'' Stirling swore quietly, but not
quietly enough that the general could not hear him.
Haud on, said de Gaulle in French, is that a Scottish accent you've
got? Yes, mon general, Stirling replied, I am Scots through and through
and brought up in the great tradition of the Auld Alliance between
Scotland and France against the English.
Oh well that's different, said de Gaulle. Let's talk about this. And
half an hour later Stirling hd persuaded the big man to merge the French
paras into the British, sorry Scottish, commandos.
In a similar vein, Mike Ashmore of Biggar (who describes himself as
late of the Royal Scots) describes a visit by the First Battalion to the
town of Larzac in the South of France for a month's training. The troops
were quite looking forward to the experience, as were the officers.
But when they arrived, they found the local mayor had decreed the town
out of bounds to British soldiers because of a bit of bad behaviour by
the English regiment which previously had been billeted there. The Royal
Scots commanding officer sought an interview with the mayor, quoted
chapter and verse from the long history of the Auld Alliance, and came
out with agreement from the mayor that the ban was lifted. But with the
caveat that the Royal Scots had to wear their tartan trews when out on
the town.
Auld Alliance contributions -- of a military, sporting, or social
nature -- to the Diary at the usual address. Winners will be announced
before M Richard leaves later this month to become French ambassador to
Uzbekistan. That's a promotion for him, by the way.
Family at war
WE continue on a historical note with a wee look at Bonnie Prince
Charlie: Fact and Fiction, an exhibition which opens today at the
Kelvingrove Art Gallery in Glasgow.
The show has been put together by Bob Woosnam Savage, a Welshman, with
the aim of scotching some myths about the Jacobite story in general and
Charlie in particular. First the fiction put about by none other than
Billy Connolly that BPC was ''an effeminate Italian dwarf''. he was of
Scottish-Polish origin and was 5ft 10in tall. The exhibition doesn't
explore the effeminacy bit.
Second, the 1745 uprising, culminating in the Battle of Culloden, was
the last Scotland versus England battle. It was more a case of a family
at war, says curator Woosnam. BPC and Butcher Cumberland were cousins
and it was all about who was going to be in charge of the family
business, or monarchy of Britain.
Bonnie Prince Charlie wasn't all that bonnie later in life. He was a
drunken wife-beater. The portrait of him at 64 tells it all.
When Bonnie Charlie sailed awa' it was not a case of ''better loved ye
couldnae be''. His own commander, Lord George Murray, wrote a letter to
BPC after Culloden placing the blame firmly on his royal highness's
shoulders.
One thing is not in doubt in the exhibition -- how much the Duke of
Cumberland, King George's brother, detested the Scots. ''This vile spot
(Scotland),'' he wrote, ''may still be the ruin of this island and of
our family.''
* Our Hanoverian royal family continue to benefit from Culloden. The
BPC exhibition catalogue, posters, and leaflet feature a detail from a
painting called An incident in the rebellion of 1745. It is part of the
royal family's collection and each time it is used a payment has to be
made to the Queen's coffers.
Stamping ground
TO continue the historical theme let us turn our attention to efforts
to impeach the current person of German descent to occupy the throne.
A chap by the name of Robbie The Pict, self-styled cultural attache of
the Pictish High Commission, is trying to have our own dear Queen
charged with reset of the Stone of Destiny. To this end he is engaged in
an earnest correspondence with Buckingham Palace.
The palace deny any criminal liability and keep trying to tell Robbie
the Pict that they consider the matter to be closed. In a nice little
touch, Buckingham Palace insist on replying to his letters by calling
him R T Pict, Esq.
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