VIEWING with uneasy disbelief the sorry saga of the raucous race to the White House, as the Unspeakable Ranter with Banter Trump gropes in the Last Chance Saloon and the Still Beatable Mystery with History Clinton hard drives for votes, I take some comfort in the thought that while there is a desperate need for God Bless America, perhaps in our more civilised political milieu Count Your Blessings rules ok.

R Russell Smith,

96 Milton Road, Kilbirnie.