LIZ Lochhead’s spiel ("When only the Scots language will do", The Herald, August 16 ), fair tickled ma fancy, but fur a bit o’ diversitority why no gie’s a bit o’ lingo frae ither airts as weel, an’ send the mullygrubs doon the dunny with a dog’s breakfast o’ a’ thae snollygosters, bawheids an’ carpetbaggers oot therr?

See, a’m real zonked with Brexit, boondocks, an’ a’ the other stuff, fur awesome it’s no.

Nae worries, mate.

R Russell Smith, Kilbirnie.