“HISTORY repeats itself,” said Marx. (Karl, not Groucho.) “First as tragedy, then as farce.”

The Diary, meanwhile, prefers the phrase: “History repeats itself, first as David Tennant… then as David Tennant.”

For rumours abound that Mr T (the gangly, grinning Scottish one, not the strapping chap from The A Team) is set to return to his most popular role as Doctor Who.

Meanwhile, the internet seems more interested in comparing David to a fennec fox, which is a very silly thing to do.

On the other hand, the fox community and Mr Tennant would appear to share one distant ancestor, at the very least…