The Diary

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Herald Diary: Is Honda really leaving 'by their own Accord'?

The Diary: Plot hatched and jump to it

The Diary: Floored and bottoms up

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The Diary: Looking surprise and food of love

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Herald Diary: When Valentine's Day goes wrong

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The Diary: Going for gold and head case

The Diary: key issue and safe keeping

The Diary: On a roll and a cracker

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David Pratt's Diary: Knees-up; Planted evidence; Memorable

Herald Diary: Rugby – a game played by men with funny shaped balls

Herald Diary: The day the headteacher showed us how to make love

Herald Diary: Life is full of ups and down for Sir Chris Bonington

Herald Diary: Sheet music? No, it's pretty good

Herald Diary: 'I'm fed up with him being between my legs all the time'

Ken Smith's Diary: Oh brother; Heat is on; Bagged it

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Herald Diary: Pep up a funeral with a creme de la crem

Herald Diary: The snow's gone into politician mode. It's lying

Herald Diary: Should Johnny Cash be renamed Johnny Contactless?

Herald Diary: Dinosaurs and chocolate shortages

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Herald Diary: Irn-Bru disappears from shops in Belgian Brexit bourach

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Ken Smith's Diary: Fair plaid; Sofa so good; Bottled it

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Herald Diary: Whisky (and gin) galore

Herald Diary: Paul McCartney can't dye me love

Herald Diary: Laurel and Hard-up

The Herald Diary: Dorothy Lamour and the Clydebank connection

Herald Diary: Mrs Thatcher: the movie

Herald Diary: Muhammad Ali versus Robert Burns

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Herald Diary: 'Twa murders and a love, please'

Herald Diary: Burns at his bawdiest best

Herald Diary: Never ask a man to do 'a wee jobbie in your house'

The Herald Diary: Please impeach me, let me go

Ken Smith's Diary: Cutting remark; Glass act; Let it roll

The Herald Diary: Blowhards and bagpipes

The Herald Diary: Sophie Ellis-Bextor and her strange baby name

The Herald Diary: Is it just me or have the weights got heavier at the gym?

The Herald Diary: Back to work blues

Ken Smith's Diary: Doesn't add up; Bit of a circus; Toilet humour

The Herald Diary: New Year diet disasters

The Herald Diary: Are we running from the English again?

The Herald Diary: Send whisky or money

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The Diary: 'What's a brothel? It's where they make soup, of course'

The Herald Diary: and a good New Year to you, too

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The Herald Diary: Dame June's great lift

The Herald Diary: Why do all the bank machines I try have insufficient funds?

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The Herald Diary: Farewell to the amateur drinkers

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Ken Smith's Diary: Put foot in it; A cracker; Breath of fresh air

The Herald Diary: 'A wean in a manger'

The Herald Diary: Office party politics

The Diary: "Merry Christmas," said the undertaker

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THE DIARY: Team-spirit comes badly under strain at Stoke FC

The Herald Diary: Sometimes the old ones are the best

The Herald Diary: Heavy medal mayhem

The Diary: A bit dippy and That's the ticket

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